MEMO
This correspondence is in regard to a serious issue which currently remains unresolved and which must be addressed post haste. Shack #6, a rogue outfit that has appointed itself judge, jury and executioner at the Southside Pitch, currently levied sanctions against Mr. Buck Mandingo for conduct detrimental to the great game of bocce. The manner in which this decision was arrived at is, in our opinion, unprofessional and unacceptable. While it may be true that Mr. Mandingo has been involved in many similar incidents of chicanery, he was clearly denied due process and an opportunity to give his side of the story. To avoid future reoccurences of impropriety, we are proposing a Southside Bocce Union to review inevitable incidents of debauchery. Members must have served at Southside for at least one full season, or have extensive experience at the mothership, Superbabies Breeding Farm of Cambria, N.Y. Decisions will be arrived at democratically and punishments apportioned without delay, so as put unsavory fiascoes behind us as quickly as possible. We agree with Shack #6 that the best way to remove this bad taste from our mouths is to consume fine meats and/or similar forms of grease, pork products, etc. Those found guilty of their offenses by the Tribunal will be expected to make restitution accordingly. If you find these terms acceptable,
please sign and return.
IVAN SFENCTER TOMAS SINJIN-SMYTHE DAVID MOGEN NATHAN SWEATMORE BUCK MANDINGO
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